Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Jimmy Fallon: James Taylor 'Fire and Fury'



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Just yesterday morning, Breitbart announced you were gone.
Bannon, the tell-all book put an end to you.
Thought you were besties, but I guess I was wrong,
Shouldn’t have dissed Trump’s ass in those interviews.

I've seen fire and I've seen fury.
I've seen White House staff who will have to face a jury.
I've seen him drink a cup of water with tiny hands,
While he's lyin' in bed watching "Fox and Friends."

Bannon hated Don Jr., for disrupting his plans,
Called him unpatriotic and treasonous.
Trump heard about that, and Bannon got canned,
Cuz Trump's, like, a really smart stable genius.

Whoa, I've seen fire and I've seen fury,
I've seen so many tweets that my eyes are getting blurry.
Even his own wife and kids thought he would lose,
Now he's throwin' a damn awards show for fake news.

He's been goin' to bed at 6 p.m., up at 3 a.m. to tweet,
Lord knows when he's on his phone, he can throw a fit, y'know.
And he has a light snack of six Big Macs, while he's watchin' three TV's,
He's turned the White House into a total shithole.

Whoa, I've seen fire and I've seen fury,
I just wish Robert Mueller would friggin’ hurry.
And this time I’ll be the one who calls Putin,
Cuz in 2020, Oprah…she’s gonna win.

Thought I'd vote Oprah this time again, there's an election
Coming our way in three more years,
Vote for Oprah, vote for Oprah, yeah yeah.

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