JIMMY FALLON: Trump could be in some real legal trouble with all these scandals. And to prove he knows a lot about the law, he actually put out his own textbook where he gives definitions to some common legal terms. Let's take a look at what he wrote.
For example, for Subpoena, he wrote, "That girl who was a teenage witch."
Next, for Precedent, he put, "What I am."
Next, for Appeal, he wrote, "The part of a banana you don't eat."
Next, for Homicide, he put, "When your pita comes with Sabra."
Next up, for Supreme Court, he wrote, "Like a normal court, but with sour cream and guac."
And finally, for Jury, he wrote, "The main guy on 'Seinfeld.'"